In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.Before you hibernate. You're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear. You birth your children (who are the size of a walnut) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear. Everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers you cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear. Your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP! Gonna be a bear!
Ladies, just thought this was really funny and cute. Thought I'd share! Have a great day to you all! Thanks for being my lady friends.
3 comments:
Would DEFINITELY have to agree!!!!
Hey Jana! I am glad you found me on here! I am new at this whole blog thing and don't really know what I am doing. Your blog is so cute and your family is so adorable! We haven't seen you guys in forever! Hopefully we will see you guys soon! Jordan says "hi" too! Take care!
I love this...I gave it to my friends for Christmas one year with a bag of chocolate covered cinnamon bears!
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